I like them real thick and sprucy Funny Christmas Classic T-Shirt


The "I like them real thick and sprucy" Funny Christmas Classic T-Shirt is a light-hearted holiday shirt that humorously celebrates the love for plump and lush Christmas trees. With a playful twist on the phrase "I like them real thick and juicy," this tee adds a festive touch to your wardrobe. Made from comfortable, high-quality fabric, it's designed for both comfort and style. Whether you wear it to holiday parties or gatherings, this shirt is a fun way to share your enthusiasm for Christmas and its iconic decorations. Embrace the humor and show off your festive spirit!

  • 100% pre-shrunk cotton (heather gray color is 90% cotton/10% polyester, light heather gray is 98% cotton/2% polyester, heather black is 50% cotton/50% polyester) | Fabric Weight: 5.0 oz (mid-weight)
  • Double-stitched seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist
  • Special Note: Mineral Wash colors have a slight yellow tint and not one is the same due to the special dye process
  • Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
Unisex Classic T-Shirt
normal fit
S 27.99 in 17.99 in 7.48 in
M 28.98 in 19.49 in 7.48 in
L 30 in 21.97 in 7.72 in
XL 30.98 in 23.98 in 7.72 in
2XL 31.97 in 25.98 in 8.74 in
3XL 32.48 in 27.48 in 8.74 in
4XL 34.49 in 28.98 in 8.74 in
5XL 35 in 30.98 in 8.74 in
6XL 37.48 in 32.99 in 8.74 in