Practice safe sex, go fuck yourself Classic T-Shirt

$21.99

Life is too short to take everything seriously! We believe in finding joy and laughter in the little things, and our classic t-shirt design perfectly encapsulates that spirit. It's for those who embrace a fun-loving approach to life and aren't afraid to make a statement that might raise eyebrows. The shirt serves as a reminder to live life on your own terms and enjoy every moment to the fullest.

This is our best seller for a reason. Relaxed, tailored and ultra-comfortable, you'll love the way you look in this durable, reliable classic. 
  • 100% pre-shrunk cotton (heather gray color is 90% cotton/10% polyester, light heather gray is 98% cotton/2% polyester, heather black is 50% cotton/50% polyester) | Fabric Weight: 5.0 oz (mid-weight)
  • Double-stitched seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist
  • Special Note: Mineral Wash colors have a slight yellow tint and not one is the same due to the special dye process
  • Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
Unisex Classic T-Shirt
normal fit
A B C
S 27.99 in 17.99 in 7.48 in
M 28.98 in 19.49 in 7.48 in
L 30 in 21.97 in 7.72 in
XL 30.98 in 23.98 in 7.72 in
2XL 31.97 in 25.98 in 8.74 in
3XL 32.48 in 27.48 in 8.74 in
4XL 34.49 in 28.98 in 8.74 in
5XL 35 in 30.98 in 8.74 in
6XL 37.48 in 32.99 in 8.74 in