Since We're Redefining Everything This Is A Cordless Hole Puncher Classic T-Shirt
ABSURDITY IS EVERYWHERE! JOIN THE PARTY! When meanings have no meaning anymore, and your nephew self-identifies as a squirrel. When they say staying safe means being aggressive, and indoctrination means education. Redefine your life and liberty with our inconveniently truthful T-Shirt. Comfort and sarcasm. The classic combo. Perfect for any occasion you might encounter idiots. That might be a lot. Fortunately, this quality men's T-Shirt washes well and is made to last.
- 100% pre-shrunk cotton (heather gray color is 90% cotton/10% polyester, light heather gray is 98% cotton/2% polyester, heather black is 50% cotton/50% polyester) | Fabric Weight: 5.0 oz (mid-weight)
- Double-stitched seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist
- Special Note: Mineral Wash colors have a slight yellow tint and not one is the same due to the special dye process
- Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
|S||27.99 in||17.99 in||7.48 in|
|M||28.98 in||19.49 in||7.48 in|
|L||30 in||21.97 in||7.72 in|
|XL||30.98 in||23.98 in||7.72 in|
|2XL||31.97 in||25.98 in||8.74 in|
|3XL||32.48 in||27.48 in||8.74 in|
|4XL||34.49 in||28.98 in||8.74 in|
|5XL||35 in||30.98 in||8.74 in|
|6XL||37.48 in||32.99 in||8.74 in|